[FWD: Fw: medicine in america]
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Nachricht > >> > >A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced >>that we >> > >can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him >> > >looking for work in six weeks." >> > >A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out >>of one >> > >person put it in another and have him looking for work in four >>weeks." >> > >A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced >>we can >> > >take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have >>them >> > >both looking for work in two weeks." >> > >The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way >>behind, >> > >we just took a man with no brain out of Texas, put him in the >> > >White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and >>the >> > >other half preparing for war!!! >> > >> > ------=_NextPart_000_0025_01C2B2C2.BCD96AC0 Content-Type: text/html; charset="iso-8859-1" Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.0 Transitional//EN"> <HTML><HEAD><TITLE>Nachricht</TITLE> <META http-equiv=Content-Type content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"> <META content="MSHTML 6.00.2800.1126" name=GENERATOR> <STYLE></STYLE> </HEAD> <BODY bgColor=#ffffff> <DIV><FONT face=新細明體 size=2></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><BR> </DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV></DIV>> </DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >A British doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced </DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>that we <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have him <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >looking for work in six weeks." <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>of one <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >person put it in another and have him looking for work in four <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>weeks." <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicineis so advanced <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>we can <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>them <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >both looking for work in two weeks." <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are way <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>behind, <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >we just took a man with no brain out of Texas,put him in the <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >White House, and now half the country is looking for work, and <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>>the <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > >other half preparing for war!!! <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV>>> > <DIV></DIV> <DIV></DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML> ------=_NextPart_000_0025_01C2B2C2.BCD96AC0----- End Message ---