[趣味] 英商務大臣公開喝中國牛奶

[趣味] 英商務大臣公開喝中國牛奶

From: Phokgoân Chio̍h
Date: 2008-10-20 13:41:36

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作者: paggei (XD) 站內: Gossiping 標題: [新聞] 英商務大臣公開喝中國牛奶 時間: Thu Oct  9 23:39:01 2008

http://phtv.ifeng.com/phinfo/200809/0928_45_810365.shtml

9月28日 溫家寶：在鳳凰電視上看到曼德爾森喝中國牛奶很感動

溫家寶：我在鳳凰電視看到曼德爾森先生，不知道他今天在不在場，         他喝了一杯中國的牛奶，以表示他對中國產品的信心，我心裡非常感動。         因為他看到的不是眼前，而是未來。

http://finance.ifeng.com/news/hqcj/20081008/173686.shtml

10月8日 英商務大臣曼德爾森上任當天 腎結石發作接受手術

也真是難為他了…..

-- ※ 發信站: 批踢踢實業坊(ptt.cc) ◆ From: 59.116.136.193 推 cloud7515:真是即效型…                                         10/09 23:39 → joe2:靠杯~~~快笑死我了XD                                        10/09 23:39

推 AllenHuang:請問溫家寶你的感想怎麼樣?                            10/09 23:39 → Cosmoswalker:笑了…                                            10/09 23:39 推 gakct:不知道該笑還是該哭…                                     10/09 23:39 推 best306022:XDDDDDDDDD                                           10/09 23:39

推 csmith:猛爆性結石???                                            10/09 23:39 → evadx:淦  不是結石了嗎                                          10/09 23:40 推 nemooo:馬上就結石 ？                                            10/09 23:40

→ Jasy:Orz                                                        10/09 23:40 → qilar:溫家寶:容器問題                                           10/09 23:40 推 MadStanley:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/09 23:40

推 JackeyChen:目洨                                                 10/09 23:40 → F7:這是真的還是搞笑的新聞啊？                                   10/09 23:40 推 masktrue:一日喪命散                                             10/09 23:40

推 ilikebulldog:這……                                           10/09 23:40 → masktrue:是真的 而且已經OP   但這篇頗有笑點XD                   10/09 23:40 推 lawrence99:可以轉JOKE嗎　XD                                     10/09 23:41

→ coollonger:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    10/09 23:41 推 ghostl40809:轉JOKE啊XDDDDDDDD                                   10/09 23:41 → xxxxxxxxxx:推一日喪命散                                         10/09 23:41

→ adkue:OP了啦                                                    10/09 23:41 推 lanrryson: oOmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  10/09 23:41 推 aim:這……….XD                                              10/09 23:41

→ masktrue:不要刪啦 這篇的編排真的不錯XDD                         10/09 23:41 推 otto23:XDDDDDDDDD                                               10/09 23:41 ※ lanrryson:轉錄至看板 joke                                       10/09 23:41

推 lazydondon:輕症一杯 重症兩杯 麤牌牛奶 吼哩溫系不會拖            10/09 23:41 ※ ccc73123:轉錄至看板 joke                                        10/09 23:42 推 Darius1979:一  日  喪  命  散                                   10/09 23:42 推 Q4:OP                                                           10/09 23:42

推 nrevols:哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈  超爆笑的                            10/09 23:42 推 csmith:使用前 使用後 靠結石了!!                                 10/09 23:42 → tarzanboy:速效型-三聚氰胺                                       10/09 23:42 推 ast2:本日最好笑 ^____^                                      10/09 23:42

推 tchialen:XD                                                     10/09 23:42 推 cyp001:靠  本日最好笑                                           10/09 23:42 推 iankevin:XDDD                                                   10/09 23:42

→ ccl007:中國牛奶 三步結石 真是居家必備的害人良品!                10/09 23:42 推 okiayu:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            10/09 23:43 推 totoyou:溫 : R . I . P                                          10/09 23:43

→ Tmac:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  10/09 23:43 推 colorbest:雖然OP，沒八卦，但我笑了XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/09 23:43 → new1025:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/09 23:43

→ Tmac:溫:堂弟,你去死吧                                           10/09 23:43 推 pchome1104:笑了….超北濫= =                                    10/09 23:43 推 zonaubade:中國牛奶 三步結石 真是居家必備的害人良品!             10/09 23:43 → emou:真的假的XD?                                                10/09 23:43

推 Darius1979:本日最好笑 XDDD~                                     10/09 23:44 → hibbb:可能喝到5000ppm的劇毒奶XD                                 10/09 23:44 推 johnps:XDDDDDDDD                                                10/09 23:44

推 dogmax:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 含笑半步顛           10/09 23:44 推 mtvabc:哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈   10/09 23:44 推 iamsosorry:XDDDD  好黑暗的兵法                                  10/09 23:44 推 AllenHuang:可能是喝到[高濃度]的支那牛奶                         10/09 23:44

推 ComicMan:溫: 案咧,是歡樂嚇嚇叫在整我嗎                          10/09 23:44 推 Erider:本日最好笑的真實事件XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          10/09 23:44 → MRkitty:排版歡樂無敵啊！哈                                      10/09 23:45 推 longeria:這………….                                        10/09 23:45

推 sammi520:我笑到流淚了                                           10/09 23:45 → jorden:……………..                                        10/09 23:45 → waynedd:溫：靠杯..是誰拿三聚氰胺泡給曼德爾森喝的??              10/09 23:45 → yaya:金川:大家請放心 我喝特調的                                 10/09 23:46

推 kitedolphin:XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/09 23:46 推 cloud7515:他喝到牛奶口味的三聚氰胺                              10/09 23:46 → FrankLP:=.= 中國不是拿特選牛奶給他喝歐                          10/09 23:46 推 freegreg:媽啊  XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               10/09 23:46

推 ayuyeah: 幹    什麼  超好笑的                                   10/09 23:46 → FrankLP:科  以後有腎結石的都可以和中國求償了                    10/09 23:46 推 killkids:幹  這篇太酷了                                         10/09 23:47 推 whait7574:叩                                                    10/09 23:47

→ pony0411:=================一日喪命奶==========================  10/09 23:47 推 a10141013:測試結果:十日內即可產生作用  偉大的祖國在生化戰上     10/09 23:47 推 YuZu666:這樣排版有機車到XD                                      10/09 23:47 推 OmegaWind:我笑了 XDDDDDD                                        10/09 23:47

→ Anderpiece:溫：英國容器會釋放高量三聚氰胺，全面禁止出口至中國   10/09 23:47 推 kanlan:溫:他X的 誰在三聚氰胺裡面加牛奶啊                        10/09 23:47 推 iverson7394:強效型麤奶!!英國強力放送~~~~~~~~!!!                 10/09 23:47 → a10141013:邁進了一大步!!   中滑人民共和國萬歲!!                 10/09 23:48

推 greatodin:他看到了未來~~~~~的結石                               10/09 23:48 推 koj:胡：誰理你們??早就給拒絕了                                  10/09 23:48 推 j5924524:祖國食品科技又往前邁向了一大步  XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD       10/09 23:48 → rainingdayz:OP                                                  10/09 23:48

推 windersword:曼德爾森: 此奶…有毒（倒地）                       10/09 23:48 推 double21:壓垮他腎臟的最後一杯牛奶                               10/09 23:48 推 l8s:被陰了                                                      10/09 23:49 推 LoveCheer:太好笑了                                              10/09 23:49

推 Z007:XDDDDD                                                     10/09 23:49 → FrankLP:十日結石粉   使用方法: 用熱水沖泡飲用                   10/09 23:50 推 creepy:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD    10/09 23:50

推 djy:偷天換奶                                                    10/09 23:50 推 IAmFreeAndU:XDDD 不曉得曼德爾森有沒有閃過回億跑馬燈? 還未來勒.  10/09 23:50 推 FEWGWR:XDDDDD                                                   10/09 23:50 → xxMALUxx:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/09 23:50

推 hoseumou:L真的看到未來才喝的?                                   10/09 23:50 推 mysunsun:悲喜交歡                                               10/09 23:50 推 f575739:本日最好笑XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 10/09 23:51

推 a10141013:是三聚氰氨加奶粉    不是奶粉加三聚氰氨                10/09 23:51 推 kissinwang:可以轉貼到FOODINFO板嗎??歡迎到那邊討論@@             10/09 23:51 → joe2:超英趕美….呼呼  溫:下一步就是餵布希喝奶!                 10/09 23:51 推 mrape:靠腰   哈哈哈哈                                           10/09 23:51

推 costello:同一個網站，看來是真的新聞！溫：感動（有毒的也敢喝）   10/09 23:52 推 bananabala:Push~ QQ~                                            10/09 23:52 推 Edix:XD                                                         10/09 23:53 → jacvky:十日三鹿散! 乃出門居家必備良方!!                         10/09 23:53

推 scottlu28:XDD                                                   10/09 23:53 推 kirakirei:這篇超機車的阿~~~這就叫後知後覺嗎?                    10/09 23:53 推 po953:他看到的不是眼前，而是未來。                              10/09 23:53 推 ccc73123:他果然看到未來了                                       10/09 23:53

推 kalaja:毒奶粉速效型                                             10/09 23:54 推 vemcent:太歡樂了                                                10/09 23:55 推 zeroxod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            10/09 23:55

→ FrankLP:@@a  感覺像是苦肉計  英國首相: 你就演個戲婊中國         10/09 23:55 推 kira925:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                10/09 23:55 推 leonian:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/09 23:55

推 linwind:那總理喝的時候一定心裡在滴血吧~~這結果算因公殉職嗎XD    10/09 23:56 推 alwayssmile:真的很難為他勒!好好笑喔!!!                          10/09 23:56 → ccl007:同一個世界 同一種結石 就趕心耶 一棒傳一棒!               10/09 23:56 推 cokewolf:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                               10/09 23:56

推 Balders:     阿釧:你今天喝奶了嗎?                               10/09 23:57 推 ikew:我大笑                                                     10/09 23:57 推 asjlk: 曼德爾森比業金川有種多了                                 10/09 23:58 → coollonger:全世界的人 都在喝中國奶 ~~                           10/09 23:58

推 makakatw:有笑點 XDD 瘟痂堡還敢喝自己國家的奶嗎  ?               10/09 23:58 推 dogmax:Beijin, we got nephrolithiasis problem.                  10/09 23:59 推 audreywei:應該可以申請工傷補助XDDDDDD                           10/09 23:59 → asjlk:     應該是想說怎麼還會有人敢喝   感動的流淚了            10/09 23:59

推 vinegar:XD                                                      10/10 00:00 → YAOMMENT:曼德爾森:對不起……不喝的話"祖國"不會放過我          10/10 00:00 推 alexand:這篇轉什麼板都會被推爆                                  10/10 00:00

推 hotline1234:笑死人XD                                            10/10 00:01 推 micdibo:爆笑  不推不行                                          10/10 00:01 推 nojoewu:XD                                                      10/10 00:02

→ new1025:給她抱                                                  10/10 00:02 推 ntouhr:本日最好笑                                               10/10 00:02 推 MadStanley:再推啊                                               10/10 00:02

推 overman:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                       10/10 00:02 推 kazuo:三鹿魂                                                    10/10 00:02 → Kunoichi:之前有報導說中國官方高幹吃的都是獨立製作 無污染食物    10/10 00:03 推 aquakk:好慘啊~~害人害己?                                        10/10 00:03

推 eastenlight:XD                                                  10/10 00:03 推 heychu05:經典                                                   10/10 00:03 推 ppboy0722:                                                      10/10 00:03

推 qazwsx6110:常威：哪有當天*了就有的?                             10/10 00:03 推 jacvky:曼德爾森以身體告訴我們結石要十天….〒△〒(感動)         10/10 00:04 推 nuclear:cool                                                    10/10 00:04 推 teryykyo:口中的雞排噴出來了                                     10/10 00:04

推 d8731400:XD                                                     10/10 00:04 推 juor2:XD                                                        10/10 00:05 → ssbin0806:有笑有回應..                                          10/10 00:05

※ HEROxHERO:轉錄至看板 NCCU08_SW                                  10/10 00:05 ※ eprockers010:轉錄至看板 StupidClown                             10/10 00:05 推 TokyoHotDog:XD                                                  10/10 00:05

推 linkevin1688:XDDDD                                              10/10 00:05 推 madturtle:XD                                                    10/10 00:05 推 poppoya:有笑有推                                                10/10 00:05

推 xiaoyu:一 日 結 石 奶                                           10/10 00:06 推 probsk:這裡有一鍋糖水，一斤三鹿，挖靠，比芝麻糊還要糊           10/10 00:06 推 dadaHOPE:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                      10/10 00:06 推 abian:溫：吃了十日喪命奶的人，一日之內會武功全失、筋脈逆流…   10/10 00:07

推 hcz:超好笑的~~~~                                                10/10 00:07 → probsk:這種東西會有人肯喝嗎？溫：也許英國人都笨得像豬一樣…    10/10 00:07 → IKURAQ:我不知道要說什麼…這就叫"自我安慰"嗎……              10/10 00:07 → abian:    胡思亂想而致走火入魔，最後會腎臟爆出舍利子而死。      10/10 00:07

→ abian:    實在是居家旅行、殺人滅口之必備良藥。                  10/10 00:08 推 johnnyaiba:XDDDDD                                               10/10 00:08 推 HorseAndWine:AVBS女支者:請問曼德爾森先生 你現在有什麼感想       10/10 00:09 推 flyinhigh:實在是居家旅行、殺人滅口之必備良藥。 XD               10/10 00:09

推 BrownPAN:這真是太經典了 笑得我臉頰好酸XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD      10/10 00:09 推 ting780614:速效型奶粉XDD                                        10/10 00:09 推 niceta:推排版　XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         10/10 00:09 推 HEROxHERO:其實他本來就知道有結石，這個局他佈好久了XD            10/10 00:09

推 DavidHilbert:真的OP很多次了                                     10/10 00:10 推 mackulkov:XDDDDD                                                10/10 00:10 推 thbw666:曼德爾森:一喝就看見我躺在手術台上                       10/10 00:10

推 z2004hume:溫馨推                                                10/10 00:11 推 smallopen2k:他喝到牛奶口味的三聚氰胺                            10/10 00:11 推 NSTEMI:一日喪命散  十日結石奶                                   10/10 00:11 推 n1011512:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                    10/10 00:11

推 abian:曼：斡!! 人家是在牛奶裡參三聚氰胺，你是在三聚氰胺加牛奶!  10/10 00:12 推 hinagata:大大推                                                 10/10 00:12 推 mailismine:旗本卡卡寶：你的未來只有死，科科                     10/10 00:12 推 sa77119:這實在太有笑點了                                        10/10 00:14

※ c9301079:轉錄至看板 Chiayi                                      10/10 00:14 → natel:========中國內丹速成 請喝三鹿大環丹=====================  10/10 00:14 推 Delicious0:馬上就結石XDDDDDDDDDDDDD                             10/10 00:15 推 kyod:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/10 00:15

推 Gooooooogle:即效型牛奶! XDDDDD                                  10/10 00:16 推 Randolph:因為他看到的不是眼前，而是未來。                       10/10 00:19 推 xiaoyu:曼德爾森回憶當時:奶一喝下去,過去的人生有如走馬燈歷歷在   10/10 00:19 推 nrevols:英國研究:中國毒奶將造成原有腎結石者    更  大  顆       10/10 00:19

推 ssbin0806:充滿結石的未來…Orz                                  10/10 00:20 推 slimppk:好慘                                                    10/10 00:20 推 gwaCuCu:靠XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 10/10 00:21

推 Mfrme:笑爆                                                      10/10 00:22 推 leochang:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD         10/10 00:22 推 O1234:囧                                                        10/10 00:22

推 hideygca:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD        10/10 00:23 推 guapoantonio:真是難為他了…                                    10/10 00:24 推 principeiii:英國腎戰士                                          10/10 00:24

推 koop:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/10 00:24 推 clubbox:曼德爾森:喝下去的同時..我就知道下禮拜去開刀了..         10/10 00:24 推 monicaloveu:馬上結石!!!!XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD       10/10 00:25 → kevinaa:大偉大了                                                10/10 00:26

推 amose999:……英國人都不怕死阿                                 10/10 00:26 推 sheepxo:英國人是要用結石婊溫家寶呀                              10/10 00:27 推 andrewyllee:你不是傻子 只是笨了點XD                             10/10 00:28 推 killmejohn:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                        10/10 00:30

推 gwaCuCu:結石(奶粉)外交                                          10/10 00:31 推 sekai:溫：英國人體質太虛                                        10/10 00:31 推 yuzehy:感覺是故意的吧= =;                                       10/10 00:31

→ ynd:(‵8′)／︴< < < < < < < < < < <      10/10 00:33 推 twdatw:靠北太好笑了                                             10/10 00:36

推 gosaw:  http://0rz.tw/234ON 哈哈 實在太好笑了啦 毒奶            10/10 00:36 推 stevenharry:XD 哈哈 這人忒腦殘 顆顆                             10/10 00:37 ※ legenyes:轉錄至某隱形看板                                       10/10 00:37

→ stevenharry:要賭就要賭大一點阿XD                                10/10 00:37 推 kozai:靠北笑死我XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 10/10 00:38 推 zukes:這真是看一次就笑一次,太XD了                               10/10 00:38 推 syuemei:幹 好好笑                                               10/10 00:40

推 HIHINO:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                 10/10 00:42 → Crazyloveyou:嗚乎哀哉 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/10 00:43 推 cbate:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  10/10 00:44